Spam

O Spam anda a tornar-se mais divertido e original! Aliás, já devia ser considerado uma arte!

Na quinta ou na sexta feira recebi um mail (um daqueles a dizer que as acções da empresa X ia, subir imenso) que no fim incluia o seguinte texto:

"I was going to come right back to the post. The odd part was the day did over half the total money. I am so so angry with myself.Business was just great. pdf in a creative way to provide these companies with my resume and info. From time to time I may wish to alter the intro, stamps, watermarks etc that accompany or are part of these these articles. Best known as the older brother of current Florida. Last Thursday our landlord called to notify us he wants us out. Last Thursday our landlord called to notify us he wants us out. And escorting a bus for an NFL team is not one of those circumstances. If he winds up in the NFL, it will be as a fullback. Some how I really instigated the thing and it got ugly. I believe the client wants to be able to print the application once all the info is input; they may also want to email. Try your hand at 'Guess the Mathematician'This mathematician began his career as a priest but later became famous for this series of. Even a megabyte might annoy some people. The inspector went to the building next door. An enormous cluster of branches crashed into the fence breaking several. The original intention of the document was, and per their original instructions, to have the information input at their branches by hand. Adobe have set things up so they are very likely to want to buy Acrobat. Our real estate agent put a new guy in the office on our case. I've had a few email questions asking how to help students with their homework on rounding numbers. But what about Keiland Williams, rated either the No. I've merely created the document."

Olhem bem para o trabalho que estes gajos têm para fazer os e-mails passar pelos filtros anti-spam!

Já agora, aqueles e-mails que dizem no fim que a mensagem está de acordo com a legislação comunitária e/ou portuguesa relativa ao correio electrónico e não pode ser considerada spam, é treta. Ainda não me dei ao trabalho de averiguar como denuncio esses casos, mas um dia... De acordo com a legislação portuguesa (e da UE também), uma mensagem de carácter comercial/publicitário tem de ser autorizada previamente pelo receptor da mesma! Ou seja, antes de mandarem spam têm de vos perguntar se querem receber informações sobre promoções, produtos, novidades, etc. E, a menos que lhes tenham dado o vosso endereço de e-mail, provavelmente a obtenção dessas bases de dados é também ilegal. Um destes dias, quando tiver tempo para investigar, escrevo aqui o "manual para irritar spammers". De preferência algo que dê pouco trabalho e faça com que essas empresas sejam efectivamente penalizadas pelo lixo com que nos bombardeiam.